O bilIf electricty comes from electrons
does morality come from morons?
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
A friend will bail u out of jail
but a best friend will be there with u saying
Damn that was fun!
Trying is the first step towards failure
If you hate me
I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
If you are drinking to forget
pay in advance
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
I Dont Like The Drugs
But The Drugs Like Me
Save a horse
ride a Cowboy!
There are no stupid questions
just stupid people
BeyNimdeKi Tek Güc oLan NefretiME Thank yoU… NefretiMi cekeMeyeN HerkeSe ¤¤¤¤ yoU
I'm the girl your parents warned you about
I'm fat
but your ugly. I can diet
I'm cool
I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
I have lost my phone number
can I have yours?
Sometimes I wish I were you
just so I could be friends with me
One night the moon said to me
if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky
I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB)
The more I learn
the more I forget. So why would I learn?
When I first talked to you
I was afraid to hold u
when I held u
I was afraid to love u
now that I love you I am afraid to lose you!
wнєи ı firsт тαℓк
Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!
Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away
Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure
ஐ๑.................ஐ๑True love iک like ghoکtک
which everyone talkک about but few haveکeenஐ๑.................ஐ๑
(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)
The rich get richer and the poor get children
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
тαкє мy αdvicє…ı doи’т иєєd iт αиywαys